BaconAir™, and it's a revolutionary new product that combines the deliciousness of bacon with the unrivaled health benefits of 95% pure Himalayan oxygen. Some of the benefits include:Really. Why breathe boring, flavorless air when you can breathe bacon-flavored air?
Convenient and Easy to Use
Bacon Enters Bloodstream in Seconds
No Negative Pork Side Effects
No Calories, Fat or Stimulants
Non-Prescription ~ Recreational Use Only
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