Christopher Walken reads 'The Raven'

I thought this seemed fitting, being so close to Halloween. And seriously, who better to read Edgar Allen Poe's classic poem than Christopher Walken? This track is from the 1997 recording Closed on Account of Rabies: Poems and Tales of Edgar Allan Poe.

Policeman Pike peppered a pack of peaceful protesters

Policeman Pike peppered a pack of peaceful protesters.
A pack of peaceful protesters Policeman Pike peppered.
If Policeman Pike peppered a pack of peaceful protesters,
Where's the pack of peaceful protesters Policeman Pike peppered?

Doomed to repeat

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My Fourth Time Shoveling in 24 Hours...and It's Still Coming Down

Okay, that's it for me. Thanks very much, ladies and gentlemen. You've been great. See you in the spring.

A Winter Haiku

Deep, wet, drifting snow
Look! My neighbor's snow blower
Thou shalt not covet

Wreck the Malls with Bouts of Folly

Wreck the malls with bouts of folly
Fa la la la la la la la la!
There's no need for melancholy
Fa la la la la la la la la!



Don we now padded apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Strolling into Yuletide peril
Fa la la la la la la la la!