Medical marijuana for your mutt

Has your aging dog tried to find alternative treatments for his chronic pain, but the lack of opposable thumbs makes it difficult for him to roll a joint? Don't worry. Ol' Sparky may be a candidate for the Tetracan marijuana patch.

Patented by Medical Marijuana Delivery Systems LLC, this new innovation in health care could also be used to treat other animals like cats and horses. (Perhaps even squirrels?) After all, many animals suffer from the same ailments that afflict humans.

The biggest foreseeable downside? Huge Milk Bone bills.