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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Wow. I Didn't See This Coming...

Britney Spears Files for Divorce
The singer confirms split after two years of marriage

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline. Court officials in Los Angeles confirmed the split, which was blamed on "irreconcilable differences". The divorce papers state that Spears is seeking custody of their two children - Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline - and she has asked that each party pay their own legal fees. She also requested that her earnings, "miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects" after the separation be confirmed as separate from her husband's property, reports BBC News.

Federline, a former dancer for
Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake, has two other children with his former partner, TV actress Shar Jackson. Spears previous marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander was annulled two days after vows were exhanged in Las Vegas in 2004.

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Oh, and kudos to those brilliant writers who came up with "Britney is K-Fed Up". I am K-Fed up with everybody getting divorces all the time!!!


Chris Wilde said...

What I hate about this kind of news is how it forces completely irrelevant information about completely irrelevant people into my head, committing precious neurons that I really can't afford to waste. So, in the interest of future mental utility, I respond to this BBC story and every tabloid TV show on the air right now by saying "WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA-LAAAAA-LA LA LAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Jennifer said...

Does anyone in the upper echelon of society ever divorce of anything but "irreconcilable differences?" It's like, "oh that's a shocker...!"

I'm with you! I'm (K-)fed up with all these divorces! I'm also with Chris - yeah, what he said.

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