Don't Have a Cow, Man!

Britain's mad scientists are at it again. They now have government approval to go ahead with the first human-animal embryo trials -- in this case, human-cow hybrids.

Scientists at King's College London and the University of Newcastle-upon-Tyne will conduct experiments involving the injection human DNA into empty cow eggs in order to create "cytoplasmic hybrids," which, in genetic terms, are 99.9% human.

All ethical questions aside, I'm afraid of an army of mutant minotaurs rising up and trying to take over the world. Where's Theseus when you need him?