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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bigfoot Still at Large

Well, it was only a matter of time before this came out:
Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice -- handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it -- was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit. The revelation comes just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of the creature were found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape.
So, the search continues.

(Funny how no one seems to be taking any interest in my theory. Oh, well.)

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