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Friday, February 02, 2007

I'm Too Stupid

Chris Coleman, mayor of St. Paul, wanted to remind me to that it gets cold in Minnesota in the winter:
    "Minnesotans know that our winters can be unrelenting, but the show must go on. We are asking the public to take common sense precautions to ensure a safe Winter Carnival experience for all," Coleman said.

    The Mayor asked the public to follow common sense cold weather precautions for adults and children including wearing a hat, a scarf or knit mask to cover the face and mouth, sleeves that are snug at the wrists, mittens (they are warmer than gloves), Water-resistant coat and boots, and several layers of loose-fitting clothing.
I'm grateful for politicians because I'm too stupid to figure these things out on my own. Had I not read this, I might have gone to the Winter Carnival in a t-shirt and shorts.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor. You just may have saved my life.

1 comment:

Chris Wilde said...

Speedos! Thanks for the mental image!

I was in shorts today, though, because it's 70 degrees and sunny here at Disney World! (Cue smug winter vacation laugh...BWA HAA HA HA HA!) Sorry, time for a swim in the pool! WAAA HAAA HAA HA HA HA!

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