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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Another Reason to Hate the NY Yankees

It is alleged that Gino Castignoli, one of the construction workers who helped build the new stadium, buried a Boston Red Sox jersey under two feet of concrete in an attempt to curse the Yankees. Workers who knew Castignoli phoned in anonymous tips regarding the jersey's location, and after about five hours of drilling it was found.

Now, the morons want to file criminal charges against Castignoli. What's the matter? Can't take a joke?

Yankees president Randy Levine said that the jersey will be cleaned and sent to the Jimmy Fund, a charity affiliated with Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston. "Hopefully," said Levine, "the Jimmy Fund will auction it off and we'll take the act that was a very, very bad act and turn it into something beautiful."

What petty, superstitious, vindictive morons.

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